Mermaids is a Strange (and Not Very Good) Tale
New York Post
If you loved (or even remember) the fantastically nutty Alien Autopsy, you will fall madly for Mermaids: The Body Found, an equally nutty special — on Animal Planet, of all places.
Of course, if real mermaids did exist, they wouldn’t look like adorable seahorses with Daryl Hannah’s hair.
And if they did exist (and they certainly don’t seem to!), it turns out they’d have to have ugly human-fish heads and ugly fish teeth. And forget about the skin.